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CONVOS
A r Z o O 8 6: 1 word
A r Z o O 8 6: JAHANAM
x MissxStunna x: one word
x MissxStunna
x: YOUR COMIN WITH MEE
x MissxStunna x: HAHA
A r Z o O 8 6: hahaha
x MissxStunna x: well 4 words
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Ana & me and our "Akela-ness"
A r Z o O 86: Mujhe banana chahiye
bananagrl2003: nahin milega
A
r Z o O 86: kyoun?!
bananagrl2003: bechari banana sargayi dhoop
se
A r Z o O 86: aww is she akela now?
bananagrl2003: yess :-(
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aFlyAsS gUjUpAPi: what do u feel when u stick your hand
outside a car window?
A r Z o O 8 6: the pain from another car hittin u by?
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pLATiNUMdESi01: Eminem makes a sweatshirt for 50 cent. 50 responds by saying Gee you knit?
A r
Z o O 8 6: i dont get it..
pLATiNUMdESi01: lol eminem is a rapper his friend is 50-cent and his band is called g-unit
A
r Z o O 8 6: so thats what g unit is... i didnt know that..haha i get it now!!
A r Z o O 8 6: lol well...see u learn somethin
new every day!
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The never-ending question...
DrEaMyDeSi4: hey i wanted 2 ask u sumtin
A r Z o O 8 6: yesh
DrEaMyDeSi4:
AARRRR we goin to da ZOO today!?
A r Z o O 8 6: no..sorry..im too busy dreaming bout this desi i know...maybe tomorrow?
and still 6 months later:
DrEaMyDeSi4: ARE WE GOING?!
DrEaMyDeSi4: ARE WE GOING?!
Arzoo 86: where?
DrEaMyDeSi4:
ARRR WE GOING TO THE ZOO!??!!
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sisterly love:
A r Z o O 8 6: u dull, boring,
piece of bologna
fato1082: call jenny craig you thick piece of gosht
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Arzoo: vhat vill i do vithout youuu
XoTiC: you will learn how to use "w"s
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me and
shaista...and our usual
xXMUzik07Xx : yunno
if u put lip gloss on ur eyes
xXMUzik07Xx : it lasts longer
xXMUzik07Xx : lol
A r Z o O 86 : on my eyes?!?
xXMUzik07Xx : yeah
A r Z o O
86 : what last longer? my eyes or the lipgloss?
xXMUzik07Xx : the
makeup look on ur eyelids
A r Z o O 86 :
oh hahhahahahaha
xXMUzik07Xx : dork..
A r Z o O 86 : heheh
A r Z o O 86 :
that'd be me
xXMUzik07Xx : i did
my nails really pretty for prom
xXMUzik07Xx : n then last week i cut um again
xXMUzik07Xx : n now thr long again
A r Z o O 86
: i see...
xXMUzik07Xx : my brusied
bug bite is still here
xXMUzik07Xx : its been a week
A
r Z o O 86 : wow
A r Z o O 86
: we have such fascinating conversations
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Salma's "ghettoness" vs. Sania's "fobbyness"
X MissxStunna X: kh man
X MissxStunna X: ONE
A
r Z o O 86: 1, i HATE when
ppl say that
A r Z o O 86: like what the hell does ONE mean anyway
X MissxStunna X: iight one
X MissxStunna X: be safe
A r Z o O 86: one what?!
X MissxStunna X: one luv
A r Z o O 86: well sorry u aint my one luv
X MissxStunna X: chup kar kamini
X MissxStunna
X: wow i cursed in urdu
A r Z o O 86: im affecting u :oP
X MissxStunna
X: hahahha ohh god
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Salma's coolness
X MissxStunna X: what can i do? my loserness
jus pops out i try to be cool bt my covers blows evr once in a while
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Randomness
Arzoo 86 : time for me to go
ZeroXZ88 ok but rememeber
Z: a daily dose of rice pudding is one that keeps
u healthy
A: i wonder if they make chocolate rice pudding...?
Z: the same company makes sexy chocolate pudding
A:=-O
speaking of pudding?!
Z:what, i have yet to meet a girl whom i can put thta in front of
ahh the randomness...
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Haters!!
A r Z o O 86: we're just so hatable i suppose ;-)
A r Z o O
86: ppl wanna pick fights with us for no reason
DrEaMyDeSi4: u kno why? cuz me n u r COOL as helll!!!
DrEaMyDeSi4: they're
juss all jealous dat they can't be cool like us!
A r Z o O 86: omg saria i just realized it...WE GOT HATERS!!!
A r Z
o O 86: im so excited..i mean ppl r actually hatin on me
DrEaMyDeSi4: its more like JEALOUSERS!
A r Z o O 86: u had
to ruin it for me didnt u!
DrEaMyDeSi4: NO NO yo Jealousers r a branch of Haters!
DrEaMyDeSi4: so technically we got
HATERS
A r Z o O 86: haha
DrEaMyDeSi4: WAAAHOO!
DrEaMyDeSi4: yo i think we're da ONLY ones who get excited over gettin
haters! lol
A r Z o O 86: hahahha i kno right
DrEaMyDeSi4: but now i feel like im ghetto gangsta cool lol
DrEaMyDeSi4:
ppl be hatin on us
A r Z o O 86: yeaa man
DrEaMyDeSi4: haha
DrEaMyDeSi4: u KNO how EVERYONE wants 2 be jusss
like us!
A r Z o O 86: we're the biggest dorks to hate on tho
DrEaMyDeSi4: ssshhhh
A r Z o O 86: hahahhahah
DrEaMyDeSi4:
lets pretend we're cool!
DrEaMyDeSi4: lol
A r Z o O 86: oh yeah...right
A r Z o O 86: hahah..iight fellow cool girl...im
out
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Sana and I are soooo normal:
nyprincess1126: u make me wanna go to the bathroom
So then I asked her what the hell was wrong with her, resulting in this convo:
Sana: i only have to go pee when i see running water
Me: yo running water makes me havta pee sooo badly
Me:i never wash the dishes for that reason
Sana: hahahahaha..i thought driving makes u pee
Me: oh and that too
Sana: shoot..sania..we are talking about secreting urine..
Me: i think we've had every type of discussion possible now
Sana: we haven't talked about the cold war yet
Me: so what are u thoughts about krushchev
Me: or whatever his name is
Sana:: i think he is hot
Me: vhat a sona munda
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(he's asked me this question every SINGLE time we've had a conversation..sophmore
boys...so strange..)
Habibmaster: i just wanted to ask u something personal
Habibmaster:
i hope u dont get offended
A r Z o O 8 6: i'll try not to
Habibmaster: ARE THOSE UR REAL EYES
and so many months later:
Habibmaster:
yo on the last day of school im gonna say "are those your real eyes?????????????????????????????????????"
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Surga's random comments...
DeSi4: i LOVE it wen u say that all fobby
DeSi4: heyy fobby
rhymes with robby
DeSi4: too bad robby can't be fobby
DeSi4: but if robby WERE fobby
DeSi4: then we cud call him
FOBBY ROBBY
zoo 86: who the hell is Robby?
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the day i had a bugbite
A r Z o O 86: pray
that my bugbite doesnt kill me
X MissxStunna X: awwwww
X MissxStunna X: i willll
X MissxStunna X: it wonnnttt
A r Z
o O 86: hopefully
X MissxStunna X: yesss
A r Z o O 86: well
most ppl do survive bugbites so i guess i will too
X MissxStunna X: keep on staring at it
X MissxStunna
X: haha
A r Z o O 86: hahaha..that makes it go away?
X MissxStunna X: nah im jus sayin
X MissxStunna X: so you keep an eye
on it
A r Z o O 86: haha okay
X MissxStunna X: if it gets too bg call your mom
A
r Z o O 86: i showed my mom
X MissxStunna
X: what'd she say
A r Z o O 86: she says i need to grow up
i tend to exaggerate my small crisis but im glad Salma is a fellow
baby along with me
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I love you too, Tahira!!
XoTiC 8P: sanu tere
naal pyar hogaya!
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Hinna
and I discuss guys:
Mastbaby2003: he started laughing
wth his stupid friend at me
A r Z o O 8 6: well guys r like that
Mastbaby2003: yeah
Mastbaby2003: 2 faced jerks
Mastbaby2003:
weird
A r Z o O 8 6: they're jerks when they're with their friends and nice when they're alone with u
Mastbaby2003:
and they only like hoes!
Mastbaby2003: and they pervs too
A r Z o O 8 6: lol
A r Z o O 8 6: yep pretty much...
Mastbaby2003:
yepp
A r Z o O 8 6: lol well that sums up the entire male population...didnt take us long
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DeSi4: haha i dont want ppl 2 think we're r***
wanna-be's
DeSi4: O MAN THAT WAS MEAN
DeSi4: ok dont tell ANYONE i said dat
Arzoo: hahahhahahahhahaha
DeSi4: cuz
she's nice... in a lesbian sort of way...BUT SHE IS NICE!
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Sana and her nasty dreams of "dawgs"
nyprincess1126 : k...me outtie now.. gotta dream
bout dawg tonite
Arzoo 86: nasssttyyy
nyprincess1126:
haha
Arzoo 86:
man ur sick
Arzoo 86: i mean a joke is a jokebut now u're dreamin bout him
too?!!?
Arzoo 86: if only auntie knew about this, she'd
tie that hijaab on tighter
nyprincess1126 : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nyprincess1126: listen i g2g
nyprincess1126: hahaha
Arzoo 86: i'd say sweet dreams
Arzoo 86: but i know u'll being having those already
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Bubu so funnie:
bUbU sO FLy: AAW
bUbU sO FLy: BITCHARI
Arzoo 86: hahaha did u just call
me a what i think u did?
then:
Arzoo 86: boogerr!!
bUbU sO FLy: KABAB BREATH
Arzoo 86: STINKY ONION....now you know that's much worst
bUbU sO FLy: GARLIC BREATHHHH
bUbU
sO FLy: NOW THAS
WORSE THAN ONIONS
Arzoo 86: ouch....
bUbU sO FLy: LOL
Arzoo 86: STINKY MASALA dont smell too fabulous either
bUbU sO FLy: LOL NAH THAS THE ALL TIME WORSE SMELL
Arzoo 86: lol
Arzoo 86: so what else is goin on stinky
bUbU sO
FLy: NOTHING BIRYANI
BRAIN
bUbU sO FLy: IM GONNA STALK U DOWN MY PRETTY
bUbU sO FLy: AND UR LITTLE DOG TOO
Arzoo 86: yo
im shaking in my shalwar
Arzoo 86: by little dog, are you referring to mariam? ;-)
bUbU sO FLy: LOLZZZ
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Mango Makes me laugh :oD
Habibmaster: YO I WILL OWN THIS SCHOOL
Habibmaster: U HEAR ME
Habibmaster: OWN IT
Arzoo 86: HA HA
Arzoo 86: junior year
Arzoo 86: u will HATE this school
HATE IT
Habibmaster: NEV-ER
Arzoo 86: FOREV-ER
Habibmaster: are u excited about rutgers
Arzoo 86: cant wait
Habibmaster: holla
Arzoo 86: word son
Habibmaster: maybe u will see my sister
Arzoo 86: maybeee
Habibmaster: yes doggystyle
Arzoo 86: then
i can tell her that her brother is a mango
Habibmaster: yo she is mag wack
Arzoo 86: jus like
you?
Habibmaster: if u ever try on her clothes she goes crazy on u so dont try it
Arzoo 86: lol ok i'll remember
that
Arzoo 86:
but i bet she only went crazy cuz YOU tried her clothes on
Habibmaster: LOL
Habibmaster: DOG
Habibmaster: I OPEN MYSELF UP TO NEW EXPERIENCES
Habibmaster: yo i have females crawling everywhere
Arzoo 86: what females u got crawling over u huh
Arzoo 86: and ladybugs dont count
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some strange reason....people loving leaving me desi songs on
my away message..ok so the only person who really does it is Anna, but salma n sana did attempt to cramp her style...but it
didnt work :-P here's some of the MANY IMs Anna sent me
Now this is my Anna Banana...she cant live a second
w/o me, u know...
totallydesi23: arzoooo
Auto response from A r Z o O 86: away....
totallydesi23: come back
totallydesi23: tum bin jiya jaye kaiseeeeeeeeeeeeee
totallydesi23: kaiseeeee jiya jaye tum binnnnnnnn
totallydesi23: aajaao laut kar tummmmmmmmm
totallydesi23: yeh dil keh raha haiiiiiiiiiiii
now this one is Anna again
totallydesi23: bye r.m
Auto response from A r Z o O 86: wheres the darn hurricane when u need it?!?!?
im
off doin my hw only cuz my 1 and only admirer, ANNA BANANA told me to..lve it ;-)
totallydesi23: oh yeah
totallydesi23: power of da admirer
totallydesi23: aaja
reeee
totallydesi23:
aaja re ab vapis aaja
totallydesi23: hurrican bula ja reeeeee
totallydesi23: aaja reeeeeee
totallydesi23: aaja re oh mere R.M aaja
by the way, R.M. stand for Role Model, since Anna
has given me the title of being her role model...:oD
gotta love Anna!
totallydesi23: jaadu hai
Auto response from Arzoo 86: I am away from my
computer right now.
totallydesi23:
tera hi jadoo
totallydesi23: jo mere admiration ko increase kare
totallydesi23: mer R.M yeh tho bathao
totallydesi23:
kya kiya tumne
totallydesi23: kuch jadda sa admiration hua
totallydesi23: yeh kya hua
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So Surya and I bug Akash by sayin Aaaaaaaaakaaaaaaashhh
just like that annoying girl in Dil Chahta Hai, so that reminded Surya of Aishwariya Rai sayin "Sameeeer...hawa ka jhoka!"
in HDDCS(too long to write out)...since then, some how MY name became Sameer...im still lost why...anyway, this is my convo
with Aaaakaaaashhh..kindasortafunny..thought i should share
A r Z o O 86: Aaaaaaaaaaaaakaaaaaaaashhhh
AkhSixersRulz: whos this?
A r Z o O 86: Sameeeeeeeeeeer, hawa ka jhokaaa
AkhSixersRulz:
hahahahahaha
AkhSixersRulz: wat's poppin
A r Z o O 86: nuffin...
AkhSixersRulz: awesome
A r Z o O 86: what r u up 2... bummin online?
AkhSixersRulz: talkin to friends
A r
Z o O 86: dork...
AkhSixersRulz: at least i am not
an idot like some losers
A r Z o O 86: yeah man i agree, surya and tahira sure are losers..
AkhSixersRulz: i know ur so koo i lwanna be just like
u
A r Z o O 86:
yesh i am and i know u do, but not all dreams come true :oP
A
r Z o O 86: hahahaha this is good now i got that
in writing
AkhSixersRulz: ur my idol samir
A r Z o O 86: hahahahhahaha oh u know it
A r Z o O 86: and whats the matter with u? u actually think the sixers
rule?
AkhSixersRulz:
no it's a old sn
AkhSixersRulz: Ar u goin to the ZoO of someting
A r Z o O 86: hahhahahahahhahaahha
A
r Z o O 86: yeah
maybe i am....got a prob bob?
AkhSixersRulz: no i want to go too
A
r Z o O 86: yaaaay but listen when u see the monkeys dont get too
excited
AkhSixersRulz: i won't
A r Z o O 86: i know their ur real family and all, but u cant distrupt
the zoo atmosphere
AkhSixersRulz: u shouldn't either cuz u don't want to embrass ur self in front of ur relatives
A r Z o O 86: i beat ya to that joke...suckerrr
AkhSixersRulz: hah ur koo now
A
r Z o O 86: hellz
yeah
A r Z o O 86: u dont need to keep remindin me how cool i am man i already know ;-)
AkhSixersRulz: wow ur so full of urself
A
r Z o O 86: hahahahha...took
u awhile to realize that
AkhSixersRulz: i didn't i knew it all along i didn't
want to hurt ur feeling
A r Z o O 86: how thoughtful of u
AkhSixersRulz: i know i am such a good friend
A r Z o O 86: oh that u are...NOT...
and
then the convo got dull...
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Unbreakable Unda Spirit
Arzoo 86: u can break undas all u want
Arzoo 86: but u cant break the unda spirit
DrEaMyDeSi4:
yo haven't u ever wondered how all da kingsmen put humpty dumpty back
together?
DrEaMyDeSi4: i really sit n wonder sumtimes
Arzoo 86: its dat spirit yo
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Salma: i cant stand grimy people
Me: grimy....like dirty? that word reminds me of
mildew or something, like the stuff that grows in dirty tubs
Salma: ohh god...
Me: so u should
do what i do, spray'em wit Tilex
and the corniness continues :oP
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After finding out some SHOCKING news...we were jus
kiddin around...we still know we're gonna have the best outta the rest ;oP
DeSiGrL29:
me n salma are going nuts
DeSiGrL29: we don't feel pretty no moree
DeSiGrL29: we're dressing like BUMS tom
A r Z o O 86: hahhahahah
DeSiGrL29: lolz
A r Z o O 86: but u are pretty!!
DeSiGrL29: yet i can't get a boy
A r Z o O 86: i think somethins
wrong with the boys these days
A r Z o O 86: its somethin inthe water
A r Z o O 86: that's killin their
eyesight
DeSiGrL29:
it's ight its ight... me u n salma will get the HOTTEST boys
DeSiGrL29: hah
A r Z o O 86: hahhahahha fo sho yo ;-)
DeSiGrL29: sshe
jus sent me a pic of him
DeSiGrL29: hehe
A
r Z o O 86: NO WAY
A r Z o O 86: SHE DIDNT SEND ME ONE
DeSiGrL29: wanna see him
DeSiGrL29: don't
tell herrr
A r Z o O 86:
yessssss
A r Z o O 86: yo what the hell man, she cant show me it
now
A r Z o O 86:
tryin to hide her man from me
A
r Z o O 86: pshhhh like imma steal him
or sumtin right
DeSiGrL29: lolz
DeSiGrL29: she said no?
A r Z o O 86: no she said she couldnt find the site
DeSiGrL29: alrighty
well here it is
A r Z o O 86: iight
A r Z o O 86: haha she gave me the link too
A r Z o O 86: lolz
A r Z o O 86: u know what, im better
w/o a man
A r Z o O 86: if hes gonna lok like that
A r Z o O 86: hahaha jk jk
DeSiGrL29: HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
DeSiGrL29: U'RE SOO FUNNY
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A r Z o O 86: HAPPY TURKEY DAY!
x MissxStunna x: u tooooooooo
A r Z o O 86: do u guys do
anythin for thanksgiving
x MissxStunna x: yeah we cut sania in half
A r Z o O 86: how sweet of u
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Still waitin for that boxing match:
ster: i am the muharrum master
oo: im the ramzan rapster
oo: i'll see ya tomorrow in the cafeteria son
& bring your boxing gloves
ster: yo son im not lying ill punch u out
oo: u clearly havent seen my supercool urkel
punch
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South Indians and their late-night dinners
DrEaMyDeSi4: aight i gtg eat dinner
A r Z o O 86: what the hell is up with u south indians and eating late, lahari got off sayin shes
gotta eat dinner too, i eat dinner at like 6:30-7...wats the matter wit u all
DrEaMyDeSi4: MANNN r u white or sumtin?
A r Z o O 86: lol NO
A r Z o O 86: white ppl eat at
4
A r Z o O 86: hahahhaha
DrEaMyDeSi4: LOLLL
A r Z o O 86: im right in between
DrEaMyDeSi4: wen we eat like lunch!
Later on
Auto response from DrEaMyDeSi4: ****** Out 2 DinneR ;-)
A r Z o O 86: u south indians and ur late night dinners...i bet u have alot of heart burn, indigestion and best of all....GAAASSS
hahahahah
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Salma's Creek
x MissxStunna x : why am i wierd
Arzoo
86: u just are
x
MissxStunna x: yeah i know what your thinkin
x MissxStunna x: first she likes him when she gets
him she leaves him n starts bein "smitten" for some other guy
x MissxStunna x: hahahhahaha i was thinkin that myself tho so its ok
Arzoo
86: hahahaha, no that doesnt make
me think u're weird at all..believe me, i've seen dawson's creek
Arzoo 86:
i know how it works hahahahhaha
x MissxStunna x: hahahahha
x MissxStunna x: do not compare me to dawson's creek
you ass
Arzoo 86: same type of drama
Arzoo 86: LOL
x MissxStunna x: i
wanna smack you
x MissxStunna x: don't
think im psycho
Arzoo 86: too late
x MissxStunna x: nor
a charactor on dawsons creek
Arzoo 86: im addin u on to the show
x MissxStunna x: yeah iight..... get lost
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Mermz had a moment
Me:Its a quote from the Koran
Mermz: ur weird, y r u quoting that band
Me: huh?
Mermz: yeah Koran is that weird band
Me: hahahhahaahah u moron that's KORN not KORAN, which would
be the religious book we read
Mermz was too embarassed for words after that
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DeSiGrL29: so vat r u doing my friend
DeSiGrL29: haha
A r Z o O 86: checking my electronic-mail,
my friend
A r Z o O 86: hahaha vat about yoooouu?
DeSiGrL29: hahahahhaha
DeSiGrL29: just chatting yaar
DeSiGrL29:
lolzzzzzzz
A r Z o O 86: vat fun chatting is
A r Z o O 86: i vish i could chat all the time yaar...it reminds me of
chaat you know..vhich makes me verrrry hungry..i did not have deenar tonite you know..
::all in a thick fobbish accent::
the next day, after seeing my convo with Apal, Surya goes
SURYA: vhy are you guys so gay, my loser?
ME: u kno u vish u were like us
SURYA: i think Lahari is rubbin off on all of us..haha shes gonna
kill me for that
ME: oh that she will
SURYA: so vhen vill we play wolleyball and wideo games in the
wan?
ME: vhen wicky comes to wisit
SURYA:hahahah nah not wicky, dont u mean Lahari's loverboy WIWEK!
ME: hahahah, yep now we're definitely dead
then..
DrEaMyDeSi4: i dont wanna look like a fob u kno
A r Z o O 8 6: cuz im just the worlds biggest fob rite?
i mean i spend allll my weekends wit wicky playin wideo games in the wan and i wisit pakistan ewery ear yo
DrEaMyDeSi4:dont
4get... u gotta be gramatically correct...its Vith
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Picky Nicky
Habibmaster:
how did u like picky nick
Arzoo
86: whos picky nick
Habibmaster:
arzoo
Habibmaster:
why do u act so dumb
Arzoo
86: :-( r u calling me dumb mango
Habibmaster:
:-( yes
Arzoo
86: who is picky nick
Habibmaster:
PICK NICK
Habibmaster:
PICKY NICK STANDS FOR PICK NICK
Arzoo
86: I DONT GET WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT
Habibmaster:
so how did u like the picky nicky
Habibmaster:
lmao
Arzoo
86: what the hell is that!!!
Habibmaster:
PICK NICK
Habibmaster:
PICK-NICK
Habibmaster:
WHERE WE WENT TODAY
Arzoo
86: OH HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH
Arzoo
86: ITS PICNIC U MORON
Habibmaster:
LMAO
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I love Surya
this much:
A r Z o O 86: what do u think ;-)
DrEaMyDeSi4:
umm no cuz u love mee!!!!??
A r Z o O 86: oh ahhahah riiight
DrEaMyDeSi4: mann i KNO u love me more than anything else
in da world
A r Z o O 86: u got it babe
DrEaMyDeSi4: how much do u love me sanu?
DrEaMyDeSi4: do u love me like a
fat kid loves cake?
A r Z o O 86: no
A r Z o O 86: i love u more
DrEaMyDeSi4: waaahooo!!!
A r Z o O 86: i love
u like a fob loves india :-D
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Tahira makes my heart go...
DaMaKaLaRKi19: where iz my arzooo?
A r Z o O 86: right here baby
DaMaKaLaRKi19:
hehe
A r Z o O 86: so have u caused any major damakas lately?
DaMaKaLaRKi19: yea maybe...i can jus hear all da damakaz
in ur heart..dak dak dak
A r Z o O 86: hahaha
A r Z o O 86: dak dak karne laga
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Mastbaby2003 [9:30 PM]: that's what happens
when you send bache to amreekhan eskool
Mastbaby2003 [9:30 PM]: you dunno who they are n e more
A r Z o O 8 6 [9:30 PM]: true true
Mastbaby2003 [9:30 PM]: sum have girlfriends and sum have boyfriends
A r Z o O 8 6 [9:30 PM]: and some boys have boyfriends ;-)
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nyprincess1126: but we never talk..i'm too cool
Arzoo 86: oh yeah
Arzoo 86: verry cool
Arzoo 86: u put the
COOL in COOLA (butt)
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Bushra's reason for me to go to prom:
crAckYpAkigrL: maybe u'll run into ur prince charming there
crAckYpAkigrL: u never know okay
Arzoo 86: hhahhahhhaa
Arzoo
86: yeahhh at my school's prom..i HIGHLY
doubt that
crAckYpAkigrL: he told me hes gonna b there
crAckYpAkigrL: so u better go
Arzoo 86:
he told youuu
Arzoo 86: well where the helll has he been all this time
crAckYpAkigrL: yeahhhh i talk to him all the time
crAckYpAkigrL: we'r like sisters
Arzoo 86: hahhahaha
crAckYpAkigrL: lolz
crAckYpAkigrL: he's like....
crAckYpAkigrL: the riksha in my heart only honks for sania
Arzoo 86: hahahhahaha
then we bash mariam (ok fine so it was only me who was dissin her), my favorite past time
:oD
crAckYpAkigrL: mariam's there?
Arzoo 86: yeah shes sittin next to me
crAckYpAkigrL: dude i still remember what she looked like when we were younger so damn cute mashallah se
Arzoo 86: hahah
well she sure has changed alot since then
thennnn she just makes me laugh:
crAckYpAkigrL: oh my goshhhhh go jump in a puddle
Arzoo 86: u want me to kill myself by jumping in a puddle...?
crAckYpAkigrL: lolllll
crAckYpAkigrL: no i was gonna say jump off a bridge...
crAckYpAkigrL: but that wud b mean
crAckYpAkigrL: puddles dont kill
lol
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Surga the Murga
Arzoo 86: yeah ur right but u kno surga the murga
is a bigger retard tho
DrEaMyDeSi4: nah yo wanna kno wut i HEARD?
DrEaMyDeSi4: i heard she da SMARTEST BESTEST CARINGEST
person EVER!
Arzoo 86: haahaahahhahah yo didnt i tell u to stop talkin to stupid people?
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Omar is so strange...
ZeroXZ88: unlike ur BIG fish
Arzoo 86: hahaha
Arzoo 86: are u dissing my fish?!
ZeroXZ88: looks like a genetic mutation
ZeroXZ88: from a toxic wate pond
Arzoo 86: dang yo what'd little neelo ever do to youu, just cuz she was a bit fat does not mean she didnt
have feelings!
then after a while:
ZeroXZ88: eat my left knee cap
Arzoo 86: well bite into my right hand pinky nail
Arzoo 86: actually no i like that
pinky nail...bite into the left hand one
Arzoo 86: hahahahhah omar u think i've given u enough migraines for
today?
ZeroXZ88: headache
coming back
ZeroXZ88: i will go back to my safer and less painful old ways
Arzoo 86: okay then
Arzoo 86: but u know once u go Sania...u never go back :-P
Mango Teaches me how to impress guys
Habibmaster: why dont u do something like bake a cake
Habibmaster: or bake things
Habibmaster: that way u can impress men
Arzoo 86: so ur sayin all it takes to impress
a man is to bake him something?!
Arzoo 86: hahahhahaah
Habibmaster: yes
Habibmaster: if a woman was ugly, had no presonality, but could make a mean daal chavel, id marry her
Arzoo 86: hahah c'mon man, u got some LOW standards..anyone can make daal chaval
Arzoo 86: its things like biryani, nihari...the upper level of culinary arts that should truly impress a guy
:-P
Habibmaster: lmao
Habibmaster: lmao
Habibmaster: i agree
Habibmaster: culinary arts LMAO
Arzoo 86: are you mocking me, mango?
Habibmaster: yes, actually
Horrible Omar
Arzoo 86: ur horrible
ZeroXZ88:
and i wouldn have me any other way
Arzoo 86: okay
ZeroXZ88: wouldnt u?
Arzoo
86: well maybe have u
be a tad bit nicer...but i suppose having a nice omar would jus be waaaay too weird
ZeroXZ88: c
ZeroXZ88: c
ZeroXZ88: its just to beyond logic
ZeroXZ88: never fight logic
Arzoo 86: lol tru
ZeroXZ88: unless theres something truly worthy
to fight for
Arzoo 86: indeed
ZeroXZ88: such as a cookie
ZeroXZ88: or
apple pie
ZeroXZ88: or chocolate milk
Arzoo 86: what about mac and cheese?
ZeroXZ88: blah
ZeroXZ88: mommy can make it anytime
Arzoo 86:
true
Arzoo
86: but cookies and chocolate,
come on u have beyond easy access to that
Arzoo 86: apple pie might be a bit tricky
ZeroXZ88: fate can be cruel
ZeroXZ88: everything happens for a purpose
ZeroXZ88: anything without a purpse does not exist
Arzoo 86: i suppose
ZeroXZ88: purpose can not be taken or remove
ZeroXZ88: it is only given in the beginning
ZeroXZ88: how the purpose is applied is beyong comprehension
ZeroXZ88: because soo many
perpectivers can be applied
Arzoo 86: so omar, is that what u sit and ponder on rainy spring afternoons?
ZeroXZ88: no
ZeroXZ88: its just comes to me
Arzoo 86: i see
ZeroXZ88: plus ur boring me
ZeroXZ88: so my mind gotta do someting
Arzoo 86: i have that affect on people
Tahira
is a Kuti Pie!!
XoTiC 8P: tu hai meri arzzooooo!
XoTiC 8P: haha
Arzoo 86: tu cheez bari hai xotic ;-)
XoTiC 8P: hahah
XoTiC 8P: itz rainin out...wana play in da rain wid me?
Arzoo 86: surre
XoTiC 8P: yu stand outside of your house...n il stand outside mne
XoTiC 8P: we'l see who can stand outside the longest
XoTiC 8P: :-P
Arzoo 86: ok u go ahead
Arzoo 86: i'll be right there
XoTiC 8P: haha yu first
Arzoo 86: haha nahi
Arzoo 86: xotic animals first
XoTiC 8P: haha
Arzoo 86: lol
XoTiC 8P: im jus an animal..buh damn girll yu're da whole damn zooo
XoTiC 8P: haha
Arzoo 86: hahahah yeah ur the kuthi
XoTiC 8P: me iz da kuthi..n yu're my kaaaaamini
Arzoo 86: hahahaha
XoTiC 8P: arent i so funnyy?
Arzoo 86: funny looking sure
XoTiC 8P: haha loser
Arzoo 86: i know u are
XoTiC 8P: i kno yu are...buh wuh am i?
Arzoo 86: ur a little kuthi
pie! :-D
Arzoo 86: hahahh
XoTiC 8P: wuh yu will eat for khanna?
Arzoo 86: chicken ka salan
Arzoo 86: with chawal and possibly some roti
too if im hungry enough
Arzoo 86: and urself?
XoTiC 8P: i will have akni
Arzoo 86: i loove that stuff
Arzoo 86: what is it!! i gotta tell my mom
that, i told her how i ate it at ur house and i forgot the
name and im like mom i went to tahira's houise and her mom made some delicious yuckni
Arzoo 86: hahaha
XoTiC 8P: HAHA
XoTiC 8P: yuckni...
XoTiC 8P: haha
Sana the copycat
nyprincess1126: i love being random
Arzoo 86: hahahaha
Arzoo 86: ur such a copy cat
Arzoo 86: i was the one who was random
nyprincess1126: no...me?..NEV-ER
Arzoo 86: hahhahah
Arzoo 86: now
ur copyin ali
nyprincess1126: lol...no..me lubz u!!!!
nyprincess1126: doesn't tahira say that a lot?
nyprincess1126: hahaha
Arzoo 86: hahah
yeahhh
Arzoo 86: ur the biggest copycat i know
Arzoo 86: now
go ahead
nyprincess1126: haha
Arzoo 86: copy
salma too
nyprincess1126: yo yo yo...aite my nigga
Arzoo 86: hahahhahhaha
I love Biryani <3
Arzoo 86: so u would call your husband jaanuuuu infront
of ur dad?!
Arzoo 86: yuckk
XoTiC 8P: ..why jaanu would yu be ashamed...yu legally
MARRIED him..yu have rightz to call him unda and alu gosht if yu wanted too!Arzoo 86: hahahahhaha
Arzoo 86: yeah i'm definitely
gonna call him alu gosht
Arzoo 86: maybe biryani if hes good to me
::many more to come::
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JOKES
*Something to ponder
>If you choke a smurf, what color
does it turn?
>If you take an Asian and spin him around, does he become disoriented?
>Why are there interstates
in Hawaii?
>If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?
>What would Geronimo
yell if he jumped out of an airplane?MEEEEE!!!???
>If American mothers giver their babies tiny forks and spoons, then
what do Chinese mothers give their babies? toothpicks?
>Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
>What
hair color is on the license of a bald man?
>What do u call a male ladybug?
YO MAMA (no offense to anyone's
mama...lol jk)
yo mama so ugly she went to an ugly contest and
they said sorry no professionals.
Yo moms so fat she don't have dreams...she has
MOTION PICTURES
Your
moms so ugly she got arrested for mooning when she stuck her head out of the window
Your moms so ugly when she was born they stuck her in an incubator
with tinted windows
Your moms head so big she has to step into her shirts
Your moms so hairy her armpits look like she got afroman in
a headlock
Your moms so ugly when she walks into a bank they turn off
the surveillance cameras
YoMama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out all the W's.
YoMama is so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World.
YoMama is so poor the bank repossesed her cardboard box.
YoMama is so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
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